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What Your Google Searches Say About You

(I hadn’t planned on writing anything for the website today, but I wanted to crank out a quick one before getting back to work.)

I had some very important research to do today and turned to my old friend, Google.  Here’s the list:

“How long do hard boiled eggs last in the refrigerator”

(Answer: 1 week.  What?!  I had no idea.)

“Ensure or insure”

(Answer: mostly both, sometimes neither)

“IRS”

(Answer: deadline tomorrow)

“Man who claimed he has never eaten an olive”

(Answer: never figured it out.  Just a bunch of crap about the Olive Garden and Tom Brady’s claim to have never eaten a strawberry.  Oh well, I’ll wing it like usual.)

“iphone do not disturb contact”

(Answer: under messenger, click ‘I’, enable “Hide Alerts”.  Please don’t ask.)

“Florida Lottery”

(Answer: better keep writing.)

Yes, I know.  I live an interesting and full life.  Got me to wondering, though, what a list like that says about a person.  Love to hear some of the ridiculous things you’ve been searching for lately.  If only so I no longer think I’m the only nut-job out there.

Comments, thoughts, or the answer to the olive thing below…

via Daily Prompt: Crank

8 Replies to “What Your Google Searches Say About You”

  3. I couldn’t find the olive answer. Found out a one man ate Olive Garden for every meal for 95 Days… I couldn’t do that.

    My searches are odd lol! “Boy stuck in Canadian wilderness book” – it was Hatchet. “Toddler sleep schedule” – non existent. “Classic literature to read” – lots of long lists.

    Great unique post! Made me smile 🙂

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  4. I couldn’t find the olive answer. Found out a one man ate Olive Garden for every meal for 95 Days… I couldn’t do that.

    My searches are odd lol! “Boy stuck in Canadian wilderness book” – it was Hatchet. “Toddler sleep schedule” – non existent. “Classic literature to read” – lots of long lists.

    Great unique post! Made me smile 🙂

    Like

    Reply

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