(I hadn’t planned on writing anything for the website today, but I wanted to crank out a quick one before getting back to work.)
I had some very important research to do today and turned to my old friend, Google. Here’s the list:
“How long do hard boiled eggs last in the refrigerator”
(Answer: 1 week. What?! I had no idea.)
“Ensure or insure”
(Answer: mostly both, sometimes neither)
“IRS”
(Answer: deadline tomorrow)
“Man who claimed he has never eaten an olive”
(Answer: never figured it out. Just a bunch of crap about the Olive Garden and Tom Brady’s claim to have never eaten a strawberry. Oh well, I’ll wing it like usual.)
“iphone do not disturb contact”
(Answer: under messenger, click ‘I’, enable “Hide Alerts”. Please don’t ask.)
“Florida Lottery”
(Answer: better keep writing.)
Yes, I know. I live an interesting and full life. Got me to wondering, though, what a list like that says about a person. Love to hear some of the ridiculous things you’ve been searching for lately. If only so I no longer think I’m the only nut-job out there.
Comments, thoughts, or the answer to the olive thing below…
Paul Kardos 